OLIVER G. HOBO
Oliver G. Hobo in the black HOBO TYCOON hoodie, lit from behind like a movie poster

Oliver G. Hobo presents

One man · Eight businesses · Zero paychecks

Hobo Tycoon

The world's most underfunded empire.

Self-made. Money pending.

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Oliver standing in a public park at sunset, a bench, a trash can and a chain-link fence in front of the skyline

Corporate headquarters

Welcome to headquarters.

Where the magic happens.

Prime real estate

Publicly owned.
Privately enjoyed.

Oliver on his park bench with a pigeon
Board meeting. Attendance: two.

The founder

Oliver G. Hobo

Founder. CEO. Self-made nillionaire.

“I started with nothing. My boss made sure of it.”

Net worth Pending

Exhibit A

The Boss Files

Day 01 — The missing paycheck

“My boss hasn't paid me once. He calls it character building.”

No paycheck. Plenty of character.

Watch the evidence Tell me your boss story

Evidence submitted by Oliver. Naturally.

  1. Day 01The missing paycheck
  2. Day 02Classified
  3. Day 03Classified
  4. New fileEvery week

The Empire

Eight companies. One bench.

Zero employees. I don't trust anyone with the margins.

  • Wish Fountain Farm

    Other people's dreams. My revenue.

  • Pigeon Tamer

    Leadership is just throwing breadcrumbs.

  • Dumpster Goulash

    Farm-to-table. Minus the farm.

  • Squirrel Racing

    High stakes. Very short athletes.

  • Cart Return

    Logistics. Last-mile delivery, first-mile pay.

  • Street Musician

    Live entertainment. Tips are not optional.

  • Sympathy Collector

    Emotional consulting. He is the face of the brand.

  • RAT-attouille

    Fine dining. Our chef trained in Paris. Underneath it.

  • Fortune0Company
The black HOBO TYCOON hoodie in warm golden light

HOBOWEAR · Drop 001

The Hobo Tycoon hoodie

Dress like you own the place.

Front of the black HOBO TYCOON hoodie: the cartoon Hobo under an arched HOBO TYCOON
Back print: a big arched HOBO TYCOON with a crown and the line Self-made. Money pending. Back

HOBOWEAR · Drop 001

Hobo Tycoon hoodie

$49 USD

Serious hoodie. Unserious founder.

  • Front: the Hobo himself under an arched HOBO TYCOON
  • Back: the big arch, the crown and “Self-made. Money pending.”
  • Heavyweight cotton blend, soft on the inside
  • Printed on demand, shipped worldwide
Buy the hoodie — $49

Actual product. Imaginary net worth.

Oliver in the hoodie, torn green shorts and grey slides

Campaign

As worn by the founder.

The place is a public park.

Power dressing. Zero power.

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The park from the game Hobo Tycoon at sunset The Hobo as he looks in the game

The Game

Every empire starts somewhere.

His started on a park bench.

Hobo Tycoon

Coming to Steam

The empire is just getting started.

From the workshop

The five-year plan

Written on the back of a parking ticket. Subject to change. Like my address.

  1. We are here

    The Park

    Eight businesses, one bench. Being built right now.

  2. In the works

    The Fights

    A hundred legends who are not who they think they are.

  3. Next

    Steam page

    Wishlist button. The moment it exists, it goes right here.

  4. The plan

    The City

    From the park to the luxury district. One bottle at a time.

The rise continues.

The paycheck does not.

Established on a park bench

Hobo Tycoon

Self-made. Money pending.

Net worth Still pending

Brands, press, creators: [email protected]. I check my inbox between meetings.